Drunk Lair Review - FR user Hairlesslegs

hazardousprototype:

i have no idea why bUT YOUR USERNAME HAS ME GIGGLING LIKE A WEIRDO.
one of the most amusinggggg usernames i have seen on flight rising!
…hairlesslegs. lololol my legs are far from that
in fact, its really fucking hard to shave my legs I ALWAYS ALWAYS MISS A DAMN STRIP RO SOMETHING and then i realize in the sun like.. oh.. damn…

i am just a simple egg in a sea of bacon’
IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU HAVE ON YOUR PROFILE IM LAUGHING SO HARD????

i wanna swim in a sea of bacon.
…ewwwwww. bacon grease

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I LOVE THE NAME ATLAS IF YOU LOOK IN MY AIR I HAVE A DRAGON NAMED ATLAS
forgot what it meant until i figured out it was sea related i always remember atlas because of the game bioshock
but THIS DRAGON IS REALLY PRETTY espcially with that…
whats it called.
…CIRCUIT GENE YEAH

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PROOOMEEETHEEUUSSS
was this dragon named after that movie???
ic ant remember if that movie was good or not i think i got bored like halfwya through it???
gotta WATCH IT AGAIN AND SEE

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Phoibe!
I JUST REALIZED THIS IS AN ACCENT THAT I NEVER GOT AND NEVER CAN ANYMORE CAUSE ITS TOO EXPENSIVE BUT ITS SO PRETTY ON DRAGONS LIKE THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE

thanks fr user hairlesslegs!
…giggle

oh my god im laughing so hard thank you ahahaha

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

BLOG UPDATE

gonna put it under a readmore because I don’t know how long it’s going to be

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tererzi:

because it’s not like jade + space is an overdone thing (click for full view)

k-atebishop:

iicy2wag:

kyrianne:

Homestuck:

the characters include straight kids, gay kids, polyqueer alien kids, blind kids, kids with lisps, kids in wheelchairs, kids who are deaf, kids who are mute, kids who can’t smell, kids with learning disabilities, kids who are otherkin

and every last one of them is an obnoxious asshole.

Except for the dead kid. The dead kid is cool.

which dead kid

moriment:

unlike robots, humans need to rest

moriment:

unlike robots, humans need to rest

ANON HOUR STARTS NOW. NOTHING DELETED. EVERYTHING ANSWERED

virginmaryams:

  • meeting on tumblr au
  • artists au
  • lost in a museum au
  • meeting on an online game au
  • art shop au
  • mattress store au
  • goth au
  • grocery store au
  • wrong apartment au
  • pizza delivery au
  • on the same sports team au
  • AUS

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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do thing
1. Post a picture of you?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
You’ve got an awfully kissable mouth.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, Bernice Bobs Her Hair   (via thatkindofwoman)

fine im gonna play that dumb kim k game

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