what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus
I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch
I would be so happy.
obama means family
no it doesnt
obama means nobody gets left behind
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
President Luigi, accompanied by Vice President Mario, stand proudly in front of the United States Capitol after successfully conquering the american government and (former) President Obama himself. 22-04-2014.
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way. Just that statement by itself is baffling.
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
who fucking did this
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
i dunt see it
i think the thing i love most about that a lullaby for gods homestuck animation thing is the fucking part with karkat and jade bc its like
I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe
"you’re going to hurt yourself…"
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure