Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

charlesoberonn:

aviarei:

cataclysmcalamities:

hoodank:

chalkos:

Honestly the most forgotten thing in the Homestuck Fandom is that John has long sleeves

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or hes shirtless and his symbol is a tattoo

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Only explanation

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

HEY

who wants dragons for 5k?

I’ve got  3 guardians, two pearlcatchers, two imperials, one snapper and two sky dancers

message me if you’re interested! I need the lair space bad!!

catnip-teabags:

Lauren and her baby. Her baby isn’t as happy as she is. Look at that pouty face.

look at my precious babies look at them

harrysbroadshoulders:

Guys are so fucking stupid they just walk up to your table at the bar and ask “hey do you ladies want some male company”

At what point in my life would I ever be sitting with my friends and thinking “gee wish I had a bag of dog shit to keep me company right now”

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
(via cawabear)

androidsleigh:

I AM SO SORRY that i type like a very excited child , the truth is I’m very excited and I am a child

Missing this pup right about now!

i should probably figure out where this intro class is

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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theunfler:

people who hate on female characters just because they get in the way of a gay ship

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laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.